What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:15

Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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